Upon learning of the impending pandemic via his sources in Wuhan, Brett decamped to a secret bunker underneath the Four Seasons Hotel to refine his emceeing skills with guidance from a Master Master of Ceremonies.
Now he has emerged into the spotlight, able to introduce guests in semaphore, facilitate underwater panel discussions and forcibly induct strangers into the Disability Employment Australia Hall of Fame.
To stay ‘match fit’ our erstwhile host has been staging mock-conferences in pathology laboratories, vaccination hubs and various Chemist Warehouses. In his personal life Brett devotes himself to anti-vax conspiracy theorising, empathy training and door-to-door Ivermectin marketing.
He is triple vaxed and 13-times our emcee.
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